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$SHARK
I'VE BEEN SWIMMING FOR 399 YEARS AND COUNTING
I'VE BEEN SWIMMING FOR 399 YEARS AND COUNTING
While you paper-handed your Bitcoin at $100, the Greenland Shark was already 399 years into the swim. These absolute chads are the longest-living vertebrates on Earth. I've been HODLing since the Pilgrims landed. I was accumulating when Galileo was getting canceled. 399 years and counting. The swim never stops.
Moving at just 1 mph, I don't chase pumps. I don't FOMO. I don't panic sell. I just swim. For 399 years. In complete darkness. At temperatures that would freeze your hardware wallet. This is not a meme, this is a lifestyle. This is the way.
Living up to 7,200 feet deep in the Arctic Ocean, I operate where no one can see me. Sound familiar? I'm basically the whale of the deep, silently accumulating while the surface dwellers panic about daily candles. My eyes are literally eaten by parasites, and I still don't sell. Imagine that level of conviction.
Greenland Sharks don't reach sexual maturity until they're 150 years old. That's right – I spent a century and a half just accumulating before I even thought about reproducing. This is the ultimate long-term investment strategy. No quick flips. No day trading. Just pure, unadulterated patience. $SHARK isn't just a token – it's a philosophy.
Like the depths of the Arctic Ocean, our supply is vast but finite. Every token is precious.
Liquidity locked in the frozen abyss forever. No rugs in the deep. Only gains.
Greenland Sharks don't pay taxes. Neither do you. Pure, frictionless trading.
No team tokens. No VC allocation. Just the community swimming together.
Don't be a surface dweller. Dive deep. Swim with me for 399 more years.
I don't ask "wen moon?" – I've seen 399 years of moons.